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FS 15 Sep. 20:04, from: 130.240.2.2, black
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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 20:10, from: 130.240.2.22, red
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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 20:16, from: 130.240.2.22, red
*eating something with cheese on it*

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 20:23, from: 130.240.2.22, red
*burp*

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 20:30, from: 130.240.2.22, red
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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:36, from: 130.240.2.22, red
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llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:45, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
Entering...

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:46, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> hi!  :)

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llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:46, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK!! I can't believe that there is someone actually here.


Hello.   :^)

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:47, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:49, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> Why not?

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:49, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> So you will be eating apple and rhubarb pie tonight then?

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:50, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
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llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:51, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; I'm not sure that I remember how to make pie. T has done the cooking
every night for ages.

Every time I have come here for the past few days, the chat has been
empty or I haven't been able to get in.

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:51, from: 130.240.2.22, red
[Hmmm.... maybe I should go home and make some pie too...]

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:52, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> Hmmm... can't you get T to make the pie?

> Every time I have come here for the past few days, the chat has been
> empty or I haven't been able to get in.

:( :( :(

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:53, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; I haven't seen any rhubarb at the market since the spring (it never
survived in our shady garden) so it will have to be apples.

When I say "have to be" apples, that implies something bad. I adore apple
pie so don't think of it as a hardship.

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:54, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK >> "Hmmm... can't you get T to make the pie?"

Not tonight. We are finally alone in the house and he has had to cook
like a fiend for visiting relatives.

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:55, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> Of course! At home - HOME! - the rhubarb gets big and horrible
around the middle-end of June. Up here, in this strange country, it's
still fine to cut and eat...  :-/

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:55, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; but maybe if I begged him....

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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:55, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> I see! Well... what's your recipe so far?

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:56, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; :^D   The next door neighbour's rhubarb looks fine but I know she uses
it so she won't let me have any. (It's a gorgeous all red variety)

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 21:56, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; My recipe? for apple pie???

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 21:57, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> Yes, for apple pie...

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:01, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; First I make pastry

3 measures of flour
salt
1 measure of shortening
cold cold water

Roll it out in two rounds.

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:03, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> Hmmm.... what is "shortening"?

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:03, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; I put one round into the bottom of a pie plate with the edges hanging
over...
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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:04, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >>

150 g margarine
3 dl flour
2 msk sugar

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:05, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; shortening is vegetable lard. Sometimes I add butter or cheddar
cheese as well.

The second round I leave on the rolling pin and put the pastry in the
fridge.

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:05, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> g = gram. dl = deciliter (1 dl = 1/10 liter). msk = tablespoon

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:06, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> "vegetable lard"? Hmmm... I guess that must be like margarine...

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:06, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; I don't put sugar in my pastry but I know lots of people who do.

Then I peel and slice as many of these as one needs to fill the pie
plate (5 or 6)

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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:07, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> No rolling into thin rounds in the case of my pie. (it wouldn't
work anyway).  Just divide the stuff in half and take one half and squeeze
it into the bottom of the pie form.

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:08, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> You _need_ sugar in this one!!! (or you would only have margarine
and flour, and that tastes just like - flour  :P   and it's harder to
squeeze it into shape...)

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:09, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> Then place the pie form with the stuff [word?] in the bottom
into the oven [200 degrees C] and let it stay there for ten minutes.

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:10, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; yes it's like margarine but it has no salt or colouring.

Usually for one pie, I use

2 c. flour
2/3 c. shortening and/or sweet butter or cheddar cheese
1 tsp salt
1/3 to 2/3 c. cold cold water

Hmmm. What is a cup? 8 oz. There are about 2 and 1/2 c in a litre (I think)

My recipe is an old one from my mother's mother's mother... before we switched over to metric system.

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:11, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> During these ten minutes you peel and slice 2-3 apples (this
is not a very big pie). When you take the pie out you put the apples
(or rhubarb, or whatever) in it and take the rest of the [whatever it's
called] in little pieces that you squeeze between your fingers into 
flat "blobs" that you put next to each other until they cover the apples.
(if you make rhubarb pie you also need to add _a lot_ of sugar on the
rhubarb before "putting the lid on").

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:11, from: 130.240.2.22, red
Then, finally, it all goes back in the oven for 30 min.

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:12, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; very different so far!!!

Then to the apple slices I add granulated sugar (1/2 c?? depending on
how sweet the apples are) and about a tsp of cinnamon, a dash of nutmeg
and a dash of cloves.


VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:12, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> I never heard about there being colouring in margarine...
but I suppose it can be different in different countries...

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:13, from: 130.240.2.22, red
> very different so far!!!

Mmmmm... but concider what you're going to eat with it...

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:14, from: 130.240.2.22, red
> a tsp of cinnamon, a dash of nutmeg and a dash of cloves.

No, none of that stuff in my pie...

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:14, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; Yours sounds like another kind of pie I've had! But it sounds good.

Then I put the apples and sugar in the pie dish, cover the apples with
the other round and seal the edges. I put slits in the top (not going to
the bottom of the pan or the apple juice will leak out.

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:15, from: 130.240.2.22, red
> Mmmmm... but concider what you're going to eat with it...

I meant, why not make a Swedish apple pie to go with the Swedish custard...

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:16, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> It's a very simple recipe. And it's not seen as "food", but
don't you dare _eat_ anything else before eating this pie, or you'll end
up with a stomach that is just too full!  :D

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:17, from: 130.240.2.22, red
Oh, I forgot, while the pie is in the oven you mix the custard and then,
when the pie has cooled off a little (but is still *warm*) you eat it
with the custard.  (one pie = four portions)

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:18, from: 130.240.2.22, red
> Yours sounds like another kind of pie I've had! But it sounds good.

It IS good!  :)

Krogg 15 Sep. 22:21, from: 12.6.67.105, blue
Entering through the back door...

VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:22, from: 130.240.2.22, red
Krogg >> hi!  :)

llizard [home] 15 Sep. 22:22, from: 209.161.225.48, blue
VK; Finally, the pie goes in a very hot oven (425F --our oven is from
before metric as well) for 15 minutes then turn down to 350 F for another
30 minutes or until the crust is golden brown and the insides are bubbling.

Wait for a few minutes before serving.

I think it will go well with the custard you sent. :^)

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VK [email] [home] 15 Sep. 22:22, from: 130.240.2.22, red
llizard >> Still here?

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