About Me


Samuel (Kalkan) Gabrielsson.


Born Sunday, December 9th 1979 in Södertälje hospital of Syriac christian orthodox parents in Sweden. Syriacs are sometimes called Arameans, Assyrians or Chaldeans.


Turoyo (a.k.a Suryoyo a.k.a Syriac) a dialect of Aramaic, Swedish, English and German.

Religion and Faith

Atheist and humanist


  • Natural science programme Västergård high school in Södertälje.
  • Master of Engineering in computer science in Luleå.
  • Master of Engineering in technical physics/electronics in Linköping - in progress (a future project for now).

Military Service

Amf1 (former KA1 Waxholm).


  • Södertälje - Sweden
  • Luleå - Sweden
  • Toronto, Ontario - Canada.


Metallica, Pearl Jam, Robbie Williams, 3 doors down, Rammstein, Tenacious D, Queens Of The Stone Age and some other funky music.

Favorite Movies

Crash, The Matrix (part 1), Fight Club, Tron, Back To The Future part 1-3, South-park, Jackass and CKY.


I am a big fan of floorball. I play in the competitive and the recreational league in Toronto as much as I can.


Starting to get really tired of the Islamic and other religious terror attacks happening around the world. If you are a fundamentalist then keep your faith to your self!

People I Admire

  1. Isaac Newton (25 December 1642 - 20 March 1727) - The greatest mathematican and physicist of all time.
  2. Charles Darwin (12 February 1809 - 19 April 1882) - The man who solved the mystery of life.
  3. Nikola Tesla (10 July 1856 - 7 January 1943) - The forgotten serbian genius.
  4. Richard Dawkins (26 March 1941) - A good man tired of all the lies.

How am I as a person?

Kind-hearted and a fair person.