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<h1>The Immaculate Nutwatch Anthology</h1>

<h2>The Queen has started her own site!</h2>
And, it's filled with not only the nutwatches, but more book reviews and other 
goodies. A must-read!

<a href="http://qos.enrious.org" target="_blank">http://qos.enrious.org</a><br/><br/>

<h2>A light in the dark, and it ain't then 10 'o clock train!</h2>
Two new files from the Master Nutwatcher, reviews of the whacky fundy-books
<a href="reviews/laughed.html">Left Behind</a> and <a href="reviews/farce.html">Tribulation Force</a>.<br/>
Enjoy! <br/><br/>

<h2>Ack. The end of the nutwatches are here...</h2>
Sad news. QoS have just announced, in <a 
href="http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68883" target="_blank">this</a> 
posting of the 54th (and final) Nutwatch that she is retiring as Nutwatcher. The end of an 
era is at hand, and the sorrow is great across the land. In the Queens on words: 
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<i><div class="SBS" style="color: red; margin-left: +2%; margin-right: +2%; border: none;
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"Real-life matters 
intervened, and I need to work on my novel as well. The Nutwatch takes up too much time, 
and I want to stop while it's still fun to do - and, I hope, fun to read"</div></i>
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They have been. Fun to read. Very much so. And I think every reader of the Nutwatch, regular 
or casual, whishes you the best of luck woth your novel and other real life things (I do 
hope a signed copy of your first novel once you get it published is not too much to ask :D). 
I know I do. Good luck, Queenie and if you ever get the time again, do not hesitate to take 
up the nutwatching again! 

<h2>What is the Weekly Nutwatch?</h2>
The Weekly Nutwatch is a regular feature on the <a href="http://www.infidels.org">Internet 
Infidels</a>, or rather, a regular feature on one of their 
<a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">discussions fora</a>. Being a collection 
of fora catering for free thinkers and secular humanist there is of course a steady stream 
of fundies coming to rant, rave and preach and thus disturbs the normal flow of discussion 
(NOTE: there are a lot of theist posters on IIDB who are held in high regards, for instance: 
Rev Joshua, Seebs and HelenSL.), and further, there is a need even for the most gentle 
atheist to vent from time to time, hence the 
<a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=47">Rants, Raves, Preaching, Etc.</a>
fora. 
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In this fora, one of the regulars, 
<a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile&u=00001330">QueenOfSwords</a>
entertain the secular crowds with: *drumroll* <span class="nutty">The Weekly Nutwatch!</span>
Once every week QoS finds opne of the nuttier fundy web sites out there and mercilessly tears it
to pieces in a style remniscent of the Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Nedless to say, this is a
very popular thing, and every week there's bunches of Infiidels eagerly awaiting the next
installment.
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<h2>Why this collection of Nutwatches?</h2>
Well. I happen to like the Weekly Nutwatches very much. And it can be difficult to 
locate them all on the IIDB. Further, I dunno how long threads are archived, and it 
would be a shame if future generations would not have the chance to read the 
Nutwatches <img src="WN1_files/biggrin.gif"/>.
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Hence, I decided to grab the nutwatches as they became available, save them, and
have them easily accessible here. 
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<h2>So, where's the beef?</h2>
Below you should find all current nutwatches listed for your perusal. 
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<h2>Have you no shame? How dare you mock XXX, the True Church of the Lard?</h2>
Nope. No shame whatsoever. Or put it like this. If you post ridicilous nutty crap like the one
teared to shreds in the nutwatches, you have only youself to blame. Or in other words, 
<span class="quote">"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the damn kitchen!"</span>
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Further, I am not the author. So,there...*pthhht!*
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