Ludd:General disclaimer

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Disclaimer: No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given. All software or services are supplied as is, without guarantee. The user assumes all responsibility for damages resulting from the use of these features, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system abends, disk head-crashes, mongol hordes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure, invasion, hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction surfaces, comic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive electronic components, windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical sexual devices, premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions, earthquakes, hard times, acts of God, acts of Satan, evil overlords, cave-ins, rerouted warp plasma through the main deflector and/or frogs falling from the sky..

Also, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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