It is best to take this from the begining.
Back to the age of inocence, when I was 6.
When you were little this thing about girls
wasn't very difficult, you just walked up to
them and said you liked them and then you
played house for a while and that was it.
Until one day when I learned that girls where
bad and had germs. But still we were supposed
to like them and want them. So I guess it was
with nothing but pure confusion that I kicked
and screamed "NO!" when half of the girls of
the class was holding me down so that one of
them could ask me if I liked her.
I'm really sorry Ann-Louise, but you should have
used a more subtile method to win my heart.